Poundland valentines cards bring cheer as they go saucy as Yeovil man says he will buy his first for 30 years
The cheeky cards feature sexual innuendos and some very rude gestures.
One card shows two fried eggs with the line: “I’m so glad I cracked onto you.”
Another card shows two boiled eggs and the words: “I want to dunk my solider in you.”
Cheekier cards include the phrase: “You ARE my to-do list.”
And a fourth says: “I love you with all my willy.”
One mum said she was left in stitches are spotting the card collection in her local Poundland while shopping with her 12-year-old daughter.
Posting pictures of the cards to the Poundland Appreciation Society Facebook group, Emma Lou said: “Wasn’t expecting to see this and neither was my 12-year-old as she starting laughing in the middle off the shop.
“Gosh have a laugh at these at my local Poundshop. Get your Valentine’s cards people. Who said romance is dead?”
Replying to her post, one person said: “Omg they’re fantastic!”
Another said: “I’m absolutely creased!”
A third replied: “These made my morning!”
In Yeovil Somerset, local joker Adrian Vincent has said how he’s going to purchase one for his long-suffering wife Jan, the first time he’s bought Valentine’s card in 30 years, the well-known locally penny-pinching joker said:
“These are quality – I’m actually going to buy one this year for Jan, think I will go with the ‘Willy’ one, it’s got a lovely personal message if they weren’t so expensive I was going to buy one for my drinking pal Yasmin King too, but there again I had to consider the price at a pound and she’s now got a toyboy anyway and he looks young and punchy” he laughed.
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